we need to talk about shrek more

Shrek is love

Shrek is life

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A good writer with a sad idea and a malicious side is a person to fear.

Me. Cause it’s true. (via godiscobalt)

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(via dek-says-so)

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

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Doctor Who float with Peter Davison, 1981

I remeber finding this in an easter egg

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I’m not here by myself, unless you’re a figment of my imagination, which would be incredibly creative on my part.
unknown (via tumblingdoe)

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The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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what are cats even trying to do

I laughed at this for far too long.

cat gifs make even the shittiest day better.

all species on this planet have a few of their kind that just do plain stupid things. And its hilarious

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Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

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i want this framed and above my bed tbh


i want this framed and above my bed tbh

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